UNTI FAMILY

I went to the Barber Shop today and got a haircut. I want to make it perfectly clear that this was not a spa or a salon. The Barber who cut my hair had a beard that would have qualified him as a member of ZZ Top and tatooes that would compare with Tommy Lee. I am pretty sure he was a barber and not a hair stylist.

So anyway, the haircut thing went well and as he is dusting my neck off with that white powder stuff he turns and says to me: "Anything with the eyebrows?" Ok, so I understand I have some large eyebrows but in my 38 years no one has ever suggested that they needed to be trimmed. I was shocked and immediately said something like no, they are fine.

On the way out I began to wonder what exactly he proposed to do to my eyebrows? How much did he intend to take off? I went home looked in the mirror and agreed they do look like two caterpillars growing together. I asked Vangie what she thought about the eyebrows and she advised me she liked them as is. I think this the answer married people must give to each other kinda like when she asks me "do these pants make my ass look big?" She then went on to advise me that sometimes old men's eyebrows sometimes grow really big and need trimmed. Ok so now I have old man eyebrow problems? I'm opening this up to a vote, please comment in the comment section if you feel my eyebrows are in need of a trim or not.

Thank you.